bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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