You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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