So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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