you didnt know i had herpes?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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