When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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