i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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