Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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