Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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