So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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