For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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