Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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