I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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