I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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