I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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