maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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