We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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