she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
the liver wants what the liver wants
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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