All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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