i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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