Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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