I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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