We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
