good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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