Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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