My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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