Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
