have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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