soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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