is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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