the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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