y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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