I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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