if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
