I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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