i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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