He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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