Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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