If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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