love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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