i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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