your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Randomize
