THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
sex on a bike is impossible
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