Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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