Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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