ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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