You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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