Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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