I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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