There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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