Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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