The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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