But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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