I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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