Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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