i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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