Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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