Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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