Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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