if i can run in heels then i can drive
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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