it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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