real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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