i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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