did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
