You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I understand Curling. That high.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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